What to Expect on a River Thames Barge Cruise in England’s…

Heidi Sarna is the co-founder of QuirkyCruise.com, a guide to small-ship cruising.

The narrow River Thames unfolds like a ribbon dropped onto an old map. Flowing for more than 200 miles through southern England, the waterway famously passes through London but also threads through enchanting countryside, where grand estates—some over 1,000 years old—border the riverbanks and newer homes have private docks with boats parked like cars.

On a 6-night Thames cruise aboard the Magna Carta barge, you’ll feel at times like you’re passing through people’s backyards. The 8-passenger vessel covers about 40 miles during the weeklong trip, cruising east from Henley-on-Thames (an hour west of central London by road) and ending near Hampton Court Palace, moving through 16 locks along the way. (The barge goes in the reverse direction, too.)

Take the cruise in springtime and trains of ducklings, nosy swans, and honking geese will be constant companions, along with rowers from local schools, as the Magna Carta motors at a snail’s pace through the scenic landscape of southeast England.

Among the stops: the lush woodlands of historic Cliveden House, where a short uphill trek through the forest leads to a clearing with picturesque views accompanied by the music of rustling trees and chirping songbirds.

More than a few times during our May 2025 cruise, people waved from shore and called out “Hello, Dom! ” to the Magna Carta’s affable captain and co-owner, Dominic Read. He’s been piloting this route for more than 20 years, since buying the 1936-built Dutch cargo vessel and transforming it into a luxury hotel barge.

This sort of cruise is fairly common on the canals of France, where numerous barges have been converted to passenger vessels accommodating anywhere from 4 to 22 guests. But in England, Magna Carta is one of the only barge cruises of its kind plying the Thames.

Compared to other river cruises in Europe—with ships that can carry 100 to 200 passengers each—a barge offers a far more intimate experience. It’s for cruisers who like to keep things (very) small and take things (very) slow.

Heritage Along the Thames

 Our enthusiastic and knowledgeable guide for the week, Sarah-Jayne, drove us to daily excursions in a luxury maxi van, handing out self-guided headsets and giving a few lectures herself.

During the height of the British Empire, numerous important and extravagant historic places were built near the Thames, as the river was a vital source of not only food and water, but also transport, trade, and recreation.

Traveling on the Magna Carta (the barge’s name itself a historic reference), you can easily visit some of those noteworthy sites, from Oxford’s 16th-century Christ Church college to the centuries-old Highclere Castle (featured in Downton Abbey) and Tudor-era Hampton Court Palace, home of Henry VIII and his many wives.

Still, more commentary as the barge cruises along the river would be nice. The captain and the cruise director, KT (who happens to be the captain’s spouse), occasionally point out highlights along the route, such as historic estates and the barge recording studio belonging to Pink Floyd rocker David Gilmour. But the narration often feels like an afterthought.

As a matter of fact, the Magna Carta experience might be improved by a sharper focus on the river and the itinerary. Sure, part of the charm of a barge cruise is getting to know your fellow passengers and crew members in intimate surroundings. But several of us onboard would have preferred hearing more about, say, the best options for walking and cycling between locks (bicycles are carried on board and can be borrowed by passengers for free) and less about the captain’s and KT’s childcare routine or drama with crew members.

Food & Wine

Besides history, wining and dining are the other main reasons to take a Magna Carta cruise. Our group of eight passengers—a well-traveled mix of Americans and Australians—first met over high tea, sharing tiers of cakes, scones, and finger sandwiches at the elegant Stafford hotel in London, the meeting point for our transfer to the barge.

Once on board, chef Tom was eager to please, serving excellent meals with a smile and self-deprecating one-liners. He not only asked about dietary needs but also wish-list dishes. I wanted Dover sole; others requested Baked Alaska, shepherd’s pie, and English wine—all granted.

The barge has an indoor lounge and dining area that’s bright with large windows, featuring homey (if uninspired) décor involving lots of dark blues and wood tones.

Breakfasts include yogurts, berries, croissants, and eggs made to order. Lunch and dinner are multicourse affairs, with fresh bread, a red and white wine, and delicious desserts like homemade ice cream and sorbet in interesting flavors such as Earl Grey and Bloody Mary.

My top meals were chicken Kiev with wild garlic puree; beet Wellington (a veggie version for those of us who don’t eat beef); scallops with squid ink risotto; and hake with charred leeks and cider butter. Expect to see lamb, duck, and other English favorites on menus as well. Expect also to gain several pounds by the end of the week.

Whether serving meals or drinks on deck, Magna Carta staffers are friendly and accommodating, though their wine knowledge seems to be limited to memorized notes and hints.

Cabins & Public Areas

Magna Carta’s four en suite cabins are roomy, with more closet and drawer space than you’re likely to need. Bathrooms are equipped with showers, heated towel racks, and ample storage space above the sink.

Prints of famous English figures hang on the walls above the very comfy beds, which are covered in navy blue quilts. Our room’s namesake, King Henry VIII, and his wives watched over us as we slept. We appreciated the thoughtful little gifts that awaited us each evening, like a tin of toffee and a bookmark.

The small outdoor deck was my favorite spot while cruising, which you’ll do for 3 to 5 hours per day. I sipped mint tea, others a glass of Prosecco, as we watched the countryside slowly scroll past. You can also take a dip in the adjacent hot tub—don’t forget to pack your swimsuit.

There’s little to nitpick about the ship. The Wi-Fi is decent upstairs but patchy below. And the lounge’s couches could be improved—the slanted arms make seating tight.

Magna Carta Barge Cruise on the River Thames: Final Thoughts

Barge cruising appeals for many reasons—one being the convenient all-inclusive pricing (about £7,000 per person), which even covers transfers from London. (I recommend staying on in London for a few days before or after your cruise to do some sightseeing.)

In fact, a week on the Magna Carta confirmed why barge cruising is one of my favorite ways to travel—it’s the perfect balance of fine dining and wine, heritage, relaxing on deck, gazing at the close-up scenery, and finding that quick camaraderie that forms between passengers and crew. Of course, if you charter the entire barge for your family or friend group, we can’t guarantee everybody will get along as well.

To book a cruise aboard Magna Carta, contact a knowledgeable barge specialist like European Waterways, the company that arranged my trip. Or check out Magna Carta’s website directly.